Stupid things Samantha might say

Are you fucking nuts? Oh my god you fucking nuts. Okay, whenever you're done fucking nuts and licking
balls get back to me.

God you're a waste of my time, that's why I hang out with you.

You like me? I can't believe you like me. Why? What the hell did I do?

Don't even bother.

The sun is out, great, there goes my happy day. BLAH!